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The Trailblazer

The King of Pop

The Greatest Entertainer The world Has Seen....

Total Nuisance….

Its been exactly one month since the words masti fun and bakar had been ripped of from my life..

And entering into the world of the commons i feel really weird.. or rather the worst feeling of all...and during this one month I have answered some really stupid questions by the people around me here in this place...

In the Gym...

Some middle aged aunty: Hi,there u are new here eh..?

Me: yeah aunty… its been a week or so…

Aunty: oh.. so which college are u planning to join..?? engg or med..?

Me: What the..!!!!!! aunty I have come back home after finishing my btech..!!

Aunty: Oh.. but u don’t look like a college grad..!

Me: hehe.. yeah… rite..!

Then I continue my workout in the gym..

Again…

Aunty: Which college..??

Me: NIT Durgapur..!

Aunty: Oh..

The next week I go out for a stroll.. I find a guy who I met during the last new year..

Akash: Hey..! kab aaya..?

Me: ek hafta ho gaya..?

Akash: oh ok.. kaise tha college farewell sabhi..?

Me: Mast..! how are u spending ur time here…? U have one more year rite..?

Akash: yeah.. one more year of torture….! ( I was wondering why.)

He asked me in a lower tone(secretively) : Abe jab tu college mein tab tune kabhi daru try mari hai..?!

(on the first thought I was like “ damn u are asking me if I had tried daru..!?” , on the second thought why will I brag abt myself and boost him also into this)

Me: Try..? Me..? Hmmm.. no dude.. I dint get any chance.. I thought it will disturb my studies.. so I never tried..!

Akash: Me and my college friends 4 of them are planning to buy a half vodka.. and have it this Sunday… u can try ur first time daru with us no problem anyways u have completed ur studies nah..!

Me( Thinking): half vodka..! 4 guys..!! haha… my college girls will spit on these guys face )

And said: No dude.. I cant.. got no interest..

Akash: think yaar..u if u don’t try now u cant drink anywrh else..!

Me: cool Hai..! I gtg pick my car from the service center…

Next day.. in the golf class..

The instructor asks me: how is mechanical engg..?

Me: What. Do u mean by how..?

Instructor: yeah.. I mean to study and get marks..?

Me: oh that..! actually we.. er.. study.. but eh… marks.. yeah it is simple.. kinda..

Instructor : gave me a strange looks as if I was chewing his golf club...

A guy in the gym who is a 11^th pass.. he a nice guy but sometimes he just asks the same question again n again and had a keen interest in testing my patience..

Imran: Hey Deeps.. How come u check in always at the rite time or b4.. and u are never late..??

Me (Lazily) : I get up early..

Imran: But u said u stay awake up in the late night till 2 n all..??

Me: Sometimes dude.. not always..! I was watching a match tht day..

Imran: oh.. like tht.. So do u have a GF in the college..?

Me(irritated) : Nope…

Imran: so u studied always..?

Me: kya… not having a gf doesn’t mean tht u have to study always..

Imran: Arre no my class topper failed in couple of tests after he started having a GF..

Me: Oh….Poor Fellow.

Imran:How is college Life yaar..??

Me.: Its Good.. Its Fun…

Imran : u are from NIT nah.. Durgapur.. so u know Bengali..?

Me: No dude.. lemme workout.. we will talk afterwards..

Imran: U dunno Bengali.. how did u survive..!?

Me: Huh..! Chod yaar..

These days he doesn’t show up in the gym guess his schooling resumed…. Thank god and their principal..

So these are the few irritating , funny, stupid and really worthless questions I’ve been shot upon… and I pre-assume these are going to continue…and going to continue pretty hard..

Realized two things

1. its just in my college I find ppl who think alike…..

2.This is just the beginning..

--Bad Ass Thambi

Hubli,KA

Ringa Ringa Ring...!                                                                

Have you ever noticed that ur dearly mobile phone with which u spend almost 90% of your everyday life.. the rest 10% is  the time when u take a shower or hit the loo.. and i have seen guys using their mob phone there too….  (stop thinking the nasty way).

 

Well  coming to the dearly mera pyaraa mobile phone  there are some things u just cant avoid..!

 

·         When u are  sit for a study and open the book ur phone rings and the person calling u for a cricket or a football  or even a drink.

 

·         Sir, May I come in sir.. (tring tring. ) thr goes the phone loud,or even if u are sitting in the class of an really strict prof.. ur  phone shows no mercy.

 

·         U get caught for a proxy or got caught with some other serious issue.. and u go to the professor  for an apology.. boom..!  ring ring ringa …ringa ringa ring..!

 

·         My favoratie is pallav  and bunia getting caught in the mob phone scandal in the class..! really class apart….!

 

·         Calling up ur girl and she taking with someother guy….! And ur phone goes into  another NASA mission… :P

 

·         Taking to a sponsor  for ur fest and in the middle of a really interesting conversation.. ur phone goes battery low.. or  down goes the  signal..!

 

·         Or even  the time of settling things  with ur girl/boy and making upto her.. n and the interesting thing is the signal or the battery never goes down u have a fight .. strange..

 

·         After a long day of work and classes u come   and have good nice nap.. or even in the middle of the night when  u already 2 nite outs down… Boom again..!  the phone either vibrates under ur pillow or rings the hell outta you..

 

  Well You Got more.. Fill it Up...!

 

--Bad Ass Thambi.

Hubli,KA