After months of waiting for the procedure of the company I got placed in I got my medical examination.. well that went well but still my status stands *Waiting for THE DATE of JOINING* well in general terms it is known as the DOJ fever or it is also known as “Mera number Kab Aayega” being patience is one of my virtues but this long..!!?? Hmmfffppphhh..

Let me recollect what n all I have been doing all these days…. I love traveling and the tickets are free for me.. so I had a good trip going more than 12 states in around 3-4 weeks…one thing I noticed that every 6 hours I was in a different place with ppl with different culture.. and habits even language…??? Hmm.. I bet if put a contract between manmohan and barrack obama to rule India for 5 years.. I’ll bet my ### that obama will leave India within 5 months.. it is goin to take 5 decades for him to understand the Indian culture..;) since I had done enough traveling for the month then thought of giving my golf clubs a warm-up n hit the course everyday well recently I ve been on a good streak.. :D and for past one week my game has been disrupted by the non stop rains here.. L .. apart from that I go to pool…. a bit of tennis and even swimming…. Well all these were to keep my self busy… yeah..there are things I did to keep myself lazy ..i download a heck of movies, TV series , I got some arbit book frm the library which includes mein kampf .. (he was a great man I say) n im a foodie too so I open up the fridge and stuff my self up.. or go ckh out the gullies here in for some street food :).. trust me the street food here is good.. :D… had two trips to Chennai , Bangalore, n Goa paying a visit to ma buddies.. went to a secret location to get ourselves high (literally also)…meet lomo and vinod aka macha the next day but couldn’t meet nishant n mukher there in chennai in the end…. Haan met paapi in blore… got drunk in two different bar n bottom line was kuch samaj mein nhi aa reha hai ( Im not able to understand anything)..

Well after that its just been the regular bad ass online 24 x7 waiting for my joining date…..

Some Interesting Things noted:

- The worst railway station (When compared to junctions) -Bhusawal Jn.

- Go to Paranthe wali Gali (Chandini Chowk) empty stomach.

- Karnataka is a place not explored by lot of tourists.

- Numbers in Marathi is confusing..

- Roaming Advertisements are of no use.

- Beer is Cheap in delhi.. Bangalore will rape ur wallet (Ask Paapi) !!!!

- Milk is best when served in big brass glasses ( u know the place).

- Saravan bhavan in chennai are cheaters single Tea is Rs.15, tea serving two ppl in Taj corammandel is Rs.45..!!

- In Nagpur I found Australian oranges: D

- Varanasi is not for the faint hearted.

- Flight with a hangover is not to be tried.

- Golf is a dangerous game.

- Pani Puri with chicken is amazing.. (wanted to try vodka puri)

- Im not loosing any weight. :D

--BadAssThambi

Hubli,Karnataka.

He was a thriller

He was Bad..

The Trailblazer

The King of Pop

The Greatest Entertainer The world Has Seen....

Total Nuisance….

Its been exactly one month since the words masti fun and bakar had been ripped of from my life..

And entering into the world of the commons i feel really weird.. or rather the worst feeling of all...and during this one month I have answered some really stupid questions by the people around me here in this place...

In the Gym...

Some middle aged aunty: Hi,there u are new here eh..?

Me: yeah aunty… its been a week or so…

Aunty: oh.. so which college are u planning to join..?? engg or med..?

Me: What the..!!!!!! aunty I have come back home after finishing my btech..!!

Aunty: Oh.. but u don’t look like a college grad..!

Me: hehe.. yeah… rite..!

Then I continue my workout in the gym..

Again…

Aunty: Which college..??

Me: NIT Durgapur..!

Aunty: Oh..

The next week I go out for a stroll.. I find a guy who I met during the last new year..

Akash: Hey..! kab aaya..?

Me: ek hafta ho gaya..?

Akash: oh ok.. kaise tha college farewell sabhi..?

Me: Mast..! how are u spending ur time here…? U have one more year rite..?

Akash: yeah.. one more year of torture….! ( I was wondering why.)

He asked me in a lower tone(secretively) : Abe jab tu college mein tab tune kabhi daru try mari hai..?!

(on the first thought I was like “ damn u are asking me if I had tried daru..!?” , on the second thought why will I brag abt myself and boost him also into this)

Me: Try..? Me..? Hmmm.. no dude.. I dint get any chance.. I thought it will disturb my studies.. so I never tried..!

Akash: Me and my college friends 4 of them are planning to buy a half vodka.. and have it this Sunday… u can try ur first time daru with us no problem anyways u have completed ur studies nah..!

Me( Thinking): half vodka..! 4 guys..!! haha… my college girls will spit on these guys face )

And said: No dude.. I cant.. got no interest..

Akash: think yaar..u if u don’t try now u cant drink anywrh else..!

Me: cool Hai..! I gtg pick my car from the service center…

Next day.. in the golf class..

The instructor asks me: how is mechanical engg..?

Me: What. Do u mean by how..?

Instructor: yeah.. I mean to study and get marks..?

Me: oh that..! actually we.. er.. study.. but eh… marks.. yeah it is simple.. kinda..

Instructor : gave me a strange looks as if I was chewing his golf club...

A guy in the gym who is a 11^th pass.. he a nice guy but sometimes he just asks the same question again n again and had a keen interest in testing my patience..

Imran: Hey Deeps.. How come u check in always at the rite time or b4.. and u are never late..??

Me (Lazily) : I get up early..

Imran: But u said u stay awake up in the late night till 2 n all..??

Me: Sometimes dude.. not always..! I was watching a match tht day..

Imran: oh.. like tht.. So do u have a GF in the college..?

Me(irritated) : Nope…

Imran: so u studied always..?

Me: kya… not having a gf doesn’t mean tht u have to study always..

Imran: Arre no my class topper failed in couple of tests after he started having a GF..

Me: Oh….Poor Fellow.

Imran:How is college Life yaar..??

Me.: Its Good.. Its Fun…

Imran : u are from NIT nah.. Durgapur.. so u know Bengali..?

Me: No dude.. lemme workout.. we will talk afterwards..

Imran: U dunno Bengali.. how did u survive..!?

Me: Huh..! Chod yaar..

These days he doesn’t show up in the gym guess his schooling resumed…. Thank god and their principal..

So these are the few irritating , funny, stupid and really worthless questions I’ve been shot upon… and I pre-assume these are going to continue…and going to continue pretty hard..

Realized two things

1. its just in my college I find ppl who think alike…..

2.This is just the beginning..

--Bad Ass Thambi

Hubli,KA