Hex'ed

Its been ages since I had my day planned to watch only movies on TV in the house. And today was one of those days... I planned to bunk all my energy consuming activities and to sit n watch TV the whole day remind you im not a TV addict..…. I waste a lotta time cant help abt tht.. :P

I get a pack of biscuits n some juice n sit on the couch for the movies lined up..  since there was a movie getting over in another half an hour so planned to  see the news channels n get back to star-movies later on when the new movie starts.. these were the stuff I had to watch..

Headlines Today: EQ-  Rakhi Sawant Bhabhi on “pati patni aur who” trying to squish the cerelac out of that poor baby’s mouth , the couples treat changing diapers like a satellite launch … {Change Channel}

Times Now: Advertisements on products I have never seen b4… {Change Channel}

CNN IBN: some lady taking abt how the stocks went peacefully.. {Change Channel}

CNN: weather forecast in france..!! [wtf ]  n I was wating for the weather forecast on india since due to heavy  monsoon rainfall here.. guess what showed up.. weather forecast in japan..! ..{Channel Change}

now the only thing worth to watch is the Larry King Live  on CNN(Awesome Guy)..

Aaj Tak: “Gujrat mein ek Choti ladki ko saanp(snake) khilone ke tharah khelti hue…!”

Omg.. someone save me.. that thing was on youtube ages b4..!! and I think its     available on some orkut profile videos also {Channel Change}

Sun News: Vegetable market strike in some arbit village in tamilnadu :)  {Channel Change}

Headline Today(again): Karan Johar interview {Channel Change}  {Channel Change}  {Channel Change}  {Channel Change} {Channel Change} {Channel Change}

There was a tragic incident in thekkady in kerela a day before were lot of people lost their lives and family.. and the south west monsoon is splitting water ways n there are floods all over the place and I have rakhi , Japan, France, snake with a baby and vegetable market quarrels on my screen..(Hats Off Media ..!!)  Ok.. I might be on the wrong channel on the wrong time of the day but.. This is just ridiculous..

If these news channels don’t have a news to share they jump to their older reports...  like bodo tribal marriage.. and underwater treasures. Thank god Atlantis is not yet found..  Etc…

Well there was something more which added salt to the wound...Star movies had 1min 45 seconds for the next movie I grounded my back on the couch.. sipping juice, feeling all excited…. Thr was a call on my landline for routine chk up from the telephone exchange 00:15 seconds to go for the start… I keep my remote to the side.. n crunch those biscuits.. n the movie starts… 20^th century fox…. touchstone production.. n all.. BOOM..!!!

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Game over.. I went to sleep.. :( whatte a day.. I think some one has a vicious hex on me…. Damn you...

But the moment i find the guy who hexed me im goin to shove up a newspaper  into ....

Hubli,Karnataka

--BadAssThambi.

The Real Disclaimer

Lately I been through some newly released bollywood movies and man I got irritated. Of course I cant do anything for it but I can surely suggest a warning message for some movies so the audience is ready for the rain…

You might have noticed that a disclaimer appears on screen b4 any movie starts.. God only know why do they do that when the movie not a fart of stuff in it...

“The characters in this film are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intentional.”

Well I say to include some more clauses.. as follows..

"The characters in this film are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intentional. All Stunts*, Nudity** or Exposure ** and Bloodshed*** is only to attract the perverted and the jobless wannabe group in the society and are being made only to increase the Google search hits. All dialogues and music are translated plagiarized versions of an arbit English/South Asian movie so further copy of the songs or posting the following in any other social community or youtube is strictly prohibited and will lead to criminal offences. If you are watching this film on a silver screen impressed by the posters on the road side then we advise you to please vacate your seat and donate the ticket to a person who has a SAT score equal to that of a retard .Any foul language on screen is purely due to the frustration on the director and producer and is not on anybody else. Free coke and popcorns will be available during songs on screen and VAT will be twice as much during intervals. The Last man standing will get a free trip of 3 days and 3 night stay in Antarctica (With AC and refrigerator charges free)".

*,**, *** -If your are annoyed with the concept/actors can call our toll free number

1800-PLS-4-GIVEMYSORRYASS any time.

If the reader is hurt then I have my sincere apologies for it. And ask him/her to continue to watch more of these movies and get entertained.

After months of waiting for the procedure of the company I got placed in I got my medical examination.. well that went well but still my status stands *Waiting for THE DATE of JOINING* well in general terms it is known as the DOJ fever or it is also known as “Mera number Kab Aayega” being patience is one of my virtues but this long..!!?? Hmmfffppphhh..

Let me recollect what n all I have been doing all these days…. I love traveling and the tickets are free for me.. so I had a good trip going more than 12 states in around 3-4 weeks…one thing I noticed that every 6 hours I was in a different place with ppl with different culture.. and habits even language…??? Hmm.. I bet if put a contract between manmohan and barrack obama to rule India for 5 years.. I’ll bet my ### that obama will leave India within 5 months.. it is goin to take 5 decades for him to understand the Indian culture..;) since I had done enough traveling for the month then thought of giving my golf clubs a warm-up n hit the course everyday well recently I ve been on a good streak.. :D and for past one week my game has been disrupted by the non stop rains here.. L .. apart from that I go to pool…. a bit of tennis and even swimming…. Well all these were to keep my self busy… yeah..there are things I did to keep myself lazy ..i download a heck of movies, TV series , I got some arbit book frm the library which includes mein kampf .. (he was a great man I say) n im a foodie too so I open up the fridge and stuff my self up.. or go ckh out the gullies here in for some street food :).. trust me the street food here is good.. :D… had two trips to Chennai , Bangalore, n Goa paying a visit to ma buddies.. went to a secret location to get ourselves high (literally also)…meet lomo and vinod aka macha the next day but couldn’t meet nishant n mukher there in chennai in the end…. Haan met paapi in blore… got drunk in two different bar n bottom line was kuch samaj mein nhi aa reha hai ( Im not able to understand anything)..

Well after that its just been the regular bad ass online 24 x7 waiting for my joining date…..

Some Interesting Things noted:

- The worst railway station (When compared to junctions) -Bhusawal Jn.

- Go to Paranthe wali Gali (Chandini Chowk) empty stomach.

- Karnataka is a place not explored by lot of tourists.

- Numbers in Marathi is confusing..

- Roaming Advertisements are of no use.

- Beer is Cheap in delhi.. Bangalore will rape ur wallet (Ask Paapi) !!!!

- Milk is best when served in big brass glasses ( u know the place).

- Saravan bhavan in chennai are cheaters single Tea is Rs.15, tea serving two ppl in Taj corammandel is Rs.45..!!

- In Nagpur I found Australian oranges: D

- Varanasi is not for the faint hearted.

- Flight with a hangover is not to be tried.

- Golf is a dangerous game.

- Pani Puri with chicken is amazing.. (wanted to try vodka puri)

- Im not loosing any weight. :D

--BadAssThambi

Hubli,Karnataka.