Hex'ed

Its been ages since I had my day planned to watch only movies on TV in the house. And today was one of those days... I planned to bunk all my energy consuming activities and to sit n watch TV the whole day remind you im not a TV addict..…. I waste a lotta time cant help abt tht.. :P

I get a pack of biscuits n some juice n sit on the couch for the movies lined up..  since there was a movie getting over in another half an hour so planned to  see the news channels n get back to star-movies later on when the new movie starts.. these were the stuff I had to watch..

Headlines Today: EQ-  Rakhi Sawant Bhabhi on “pati patni aur who” trying to squish the cerelac out of that poor baby’s mouth , the couples treat changing diapers like a satellite launch … {Change Channel}

Times Now: Advertisements on products I have never seen b4… {Change Channel}

CNN IBN: some lady taking abt how the stocks went peacefully.. {Change Channel}

CNN: weather forecast in france..!! [wtf ]  n I was wating for the weather forecast on india since due to heavy  monsoon rainfall here.. guess what showed up.. weather forecast in japan..! ..{Channel Change}

now the only thing worth to watch is the Larry King Live  on CNN(Awesome Guy)..

Aaj Tak: “Gujrat mein ek Choti ladki ko saanp(snake) khilone ke tharah khelti hue…!”

Omg.. someone save me.. that thing was on youtube ages b4..!! and I think its     available on some orkut profile videos also {Channel Change}

Sun News: Vegetable market strike in some arbit village in tamilnadu :)  {Channel Change}

Headline Today(again): Karan Johar interview {Channel Change}  {Channel Change}  {Channel Change}  {Channel Change} {Channel Change} {Channel Change}

There was a tragic incident in thekkady in kerela a day before were lot of people lost their lives and family.. and the south west monsoon is splitting water ways n there are floods all over the place and I have rakhi , Japan, France, snake with a baby and vegetable market quarrels on my screen..(Hats Off Media ..!!)  Ok.. I might be on the wrong channel on the wrong time of the day but.. This is just ridiculous..

If these news channels don’t have a news to share they jump to their older reports...  like bodo tribal marriage.. and underwater treasures. Thank god Atlantis is not yet found..  Etc…

Well there was something more which added salt to the wound...Star movies had 1min 45 seconds for the next movie I grounded my back on the couch.. sipping juice, feeling all excited…. Thr was a call on my landline for routine chk up from the telephone exchange 00:15 seconds to go for the start… I keep my remote to the side.. n crunch those biscuits.. n the movie starts… 20^th century fox…. touchstone production.. n all.. BOOM..!!!

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Game over.. I went to sleep.. :( whatte a day.. I think some one has a vicious hex on me…. Damn you...

But the moment i find the guy who hexed me im goin to shove up a newspaper  into ....

Hubli,Karnataka

--BadAssThambi.