Total Nuisance….
Its been exactly one month since the words masti fun and bakar had been ripped of from my life..
And entering into the world of the commons i feel really weird.. or rather the worst feeling of all...and during this one month I have answered some really stupid questions by the people around me here in this place...
In the Gym...
Some middle aged aunty: Hi,there u are new here eh..?
Me: yeah aunty… its been a week or so…
Aunty: oh.. so which college are u planning to join..?? engg or med..?
Me: What the..!!!!!! aunty I have come back home after finishing my btech..!!
Aunty: Oh.. but u don’t look like a college grad..!
Me: hehe.. yeah… rite..!
Then I continue my workout in the gym..
Again…
Aunty: Which college..??
Me: NIT Durgapur..!
Aunty: Oh..
The next week I go out for a stroll.. I find a guy who I met during the last new year..
Akash: Hey..! kab aaya..?
Me: ek hafta ho
Akash: oh ok.. kaise tha college farewell sabhi..?
Me: Mast..! how are u spending
Akash: yeah.. one more year of torture….! ( I was wondering why.)
He asked me in a lower tone(secretively) : Abe jab tu college mein tab tune kabhi daru try mari hai..?!
(on the first thought I was like “ damn u are asking me if I had tried daru..!?” , on the second thought why will I brag abt myself and boost him also into this)
Me: Try..? Me..? Hmmm.. no dude.. I dint get any chance.. I thought it will disturb my studies.. so I never tried..!
Akash: Me and my college friends 4 of them are planning to buy a half vodka.. and have it this Sunday… u can try
Me( Thinking): half vodka..! 4 guys..!! haha… my college girls will spit on these guys face )
And said: No dude.. I cant.. got no interest..
Akash: think yaar..u if u don’t try now u cant drink anywrh else..!
Me: cool Hai..! I gtg pick my car from the service center…
Next day.. in the golf class..
The instructor asks me: how is mechanical engg..?
Me: What. Do u mean by how..?
Instructor: yeah.. I mean to study and get marks..?
Me: oh that..! actually we.. er.. study.. but eh… marks.. yeah it is simple.. kinda..
Instructor : gave me a strange looks as if I was chewing his golf club...
A guy in the gym who is a 11th pass.. he a nice guy but sometimes he just asks the same question again n again and had a keen interest in testing my patience..
Imran: Hey Deeps.. How come u check in always at the rite time or b4.. and u are never late..??
Me (Lazily) : I get up early..
Imran: But u said u stay awake up in the late night till 2 n all..??
Me: Sometimes dude.. not always..! I was watching a match tht day..
Imran: oh.. like tht.. So do u have a GF in the college..?
Me(irritated) : Nope…
Imran: so u studied always..?
Me: kya… not having a gf doesn’t mean tht u have to study always..
Imran: Arre no my class topper failed in couple of tests after he started having a GF..
Me: Oh….Poor Fellow.
Imran:How is college Life yaar..??
Imran : u are from NIT nah..
Me: No dude.. lemme workout.. we will talk afterwards..
Imran: U dunno Bengali.. how did u survive..!?
Me: Huh..! Chod yaar..
These days he doesn’t show up in the gym guess his schooling resumed…. Thank god and their principal..
So these are the few irritating , funny, stupid and really worthless questions I’ve been shot upon… and I pre-assume these are going to continue…and going to continue pretty hard..
Realized two things
1. its just in my college I find ppl who think alike…..
2.This is just the beginning..
--Bad Ass Thambi
Hubli,KA
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