Curious Case of The Flush-less Commode

 Well how do i start..? as in seriously that is the question my wingmates share at  the start our day like the day..subaah subaah its not a problem if we don’t attend our partners call on the phone but it is actually a problem for u me and every other human born individual not attending the nature’s call.. now thr are two aspects of attending the nature’s call, No1. peacefully and No2. doing it  where with a slip of your vision  u are the next Chota jamal (Slumdog Millionare) Neways.. without further due lemme start off with my experience  of the “ Curious Case of The Flush-Less Commode”

Ok.. it’s not a very recent experience but when my fellow comrade ,Johny Walker, told me today evening that while he was flushing he found a tennis ball coming out of the glory hole, now this matter was getting serious.. well....it all started after the DP vacations, Morning, after duly attending my  nature’s call  and while flushing.. i found this Curious or rather a disgusting phenomenon..

Ok: Reader Discretion Required.    

The water, not only flush’s out the stuff it also brings back  the already existing stuff inside the sewage.. uff..Initially, i thought it’s just the after effects of the “light moments” i had shared with my friends.. but then.. i saw a small simulation of a volcanic eruption  in the  commode,Hurily i left he bathroom area made myself calm  and with all guts and heart i step back again inside the bathroom... and find the volcano going down under slumber.. first we all in the wing thought its  just general one day problem and it will be normal again the next day...  but nope, the commode never gave up.. i mean it just “GAVE UP”.. 

We have a stupid habit of giving civil complaints in the maintenance dept thinking we may get a solution.. well what will i write or tell to those ppl..huh..? i just cant tell them the problem as it is.. where i used my creative explanations to make them understandthe exact senario ..god knows what they understood..

And u know what they infact understood  and came to our wing , they had also  come with an absolutely Brilliant solution ..!! They came, They saw, and they broke the flush ..!?! omg.. now what.. then we figured out the funda behind their action.. it's like ,only if u flush the volcanic eruption took place, so if they broke the flush it would solve every damn thing.. AWESOME.. The Flush which was atleast somehow connected to shit , is of no use now.. 

And till date they think the problem has been solved for sure and never responded to our repeated complaints.. the flush which was to send out the stuff brought more stuff inside out of the drain.. and today johny found a tennis ball coming out of the same place.. man gimme a break.....

 

We the Future Engineers are still trying out hard which part of the fluid mechanics we had missed which would solve this problem...

--For this blog its just Bad Thambi. ;)

Durgapur,WB

Summer Love..

Early this morning the sun shone with a smile greeting the sky, Morning dew Gleaming under the sun . Cows  and Goats accompanied by goat kid’s grazing the meadows peacefully.. Making the morning fresh air more beautiful than it used to be..Sweepers cleaning the corridor the “Amazing” smell of jelabi being fried in the oil.. And I thought this was all, this afternoon is goin to be hectic one where the sun is going to burn us down...Sleepy on the sweaty shoulders i lie on my back,when i find the breeze replenishing my nostrils with the orgasmic smell of the  moist  soil waking me up ... all hail the rain god...!! A random shower  on the streets  made the day more  living... 

--Bad Ass Thambi

Durgapur,WB

Slow dancing on the boulevard
In the quiet moments while the city's still dark
Sleepwalking through the summer rain and the tired spaces
You could hear the name when the weather was warm and tender
There was nothing but , love and affection

crazy for you
Now a part of something that you lost .... Forever..

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--Bad Ass Thambi.

Durgapur,WB