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Total Nuisance….

Its been exactly one month since the words masti fun and bakar had been ripped of from my life..

And entering into the world of the commons i feel really weird.. or rather the worst feeling of all...and during this one month I have answered some really stupid questions by the people around me here in this place...


In the Gym...

Some middle aged aunty: Hi,there u are new here eh..?

Me: yeah aunty… its been a week or so…

Aunty: oh.. so which college are u planning to join..?? engg or med..?

Me: What the..!!!!!! aunty I have come back home after finishing my btech..!!

Aunty: Oh.. but u don’t look like a college grad..!

Me: hehe.. yeah… rite..!

Then I continue my workout in the gym..

Again…

Aunty: Which college..??

Me: NIT Durgapur..!

Aunty: Oh..

The next week I go out for a stroll.. I find a guy who I met during the last new year..

Akash: Hey..! kab aaya..?

Me: ek hafta ho gaya..?

Akash: oh ok.. kaise tha college farewell sabhi..?

Me: Mast..! how are u spending ur time here…? U have one more year rite..?

Akash: yeah.. one more year of torture….! ( I was wondering why.)

He asked me in a lower tone(secretively) : Abe jab tu college mein tab tune kabhi daru try mari hai..?!

(on the first thought I was like “ damn u are asking me if I had tried daru..!?” , on the second thought why will I brag abt myself and boost him also into this)

Me: Try..? Me..? Hmmm.. no dude.. I dint get any chance.. I thought it will disturb my studies.. so I never tried..!

Akash: Me and my college friends 4 of them are planning to buy a half vodka.. and have it this Sunday… u can try ur first time daru with us no problem anyways u have completed ur studies nah..!

Me( Thinking): half vodka..! 4 guys..!! haha… my college girls will spit on these guys face )

And said: No dude.. I cant.. got no interest..

Akash: think yaar..u if u don’t try now u cant drink anywrh else..!

Me: cool Hai..! I gtg pick my car from the service center…

Next day.. in the golf class..

The instructor asks me: how is mechanical engg..?

Me: What. Do u mean by how..?

Instructor: yeah.. I mean to study and get marks..?

Me: oh that..! actually we.. er.. study.. but eh… marks.. yeah it is simple.. kinda..

Instructor : gave me a strange looks as if I was chewing his golf club...

A guy in the gym who is a 11th pass.. he a nice guy but sometimes he just asks the same question again n again and had a keen interest in testing my patience..

Imran: Hey Deeps.. How come u check in always at the rite time or b4.. and u are never late..??

Me (Lazily) : I get up early..

Imran: But u said u stay awake up in the late night till 2 n all..??

Me: Sometimes dude.. not always..! I was watching a match tht day..

Imran: oh.. like tht.. So do u have a GF in the college..?

Me(irritated) : Nope…

Imran: so u studied always..?

Me: kya… not having a gf doesn’t mean tht u have to study always..

Imran: Arre no my class topper failed in couple of tests after he started having a GF..

Me: Oh….Poor Fellow.

Imran:How is college Life yaar..??

Me.: Its Good.. Its Fun…

Imran : u are from NIT nah.. Durgapur.. so u know Bengali..?

Me: No dude.. lemme workout.. we will talk afterwards..

Imran: U dunno Bengali.. how did u survive..!?

Me: Huh..! Chod yaar..

These days he doesn’t show up in the gym guess his schooling resumed…. Thank god and their principal..

So these are the few irritating , funny, stupid and really worthless questions I’ve been shot upon… and I pre-assume these are going to continue…and going to continue pretty hard..

Realized two things

1. its just in my college I find ppl who think alike…..

2.This is just the beginning..

--Bad Ass Thambi

Hubli,KA

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